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Monday, 07 November 2011 08:08

Monday Misery Loves Company

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There’s something about Mondays that represents a loss of hope.

Ahh Monday, old friend. You threatened to return, and now you have made good on your word.

If I had my way, we’d skip past Monday and head straight to Tuesday. No, that’s not entirely true. In a perfect world, the whole week would be made up of Saturdays, with a couple of Fridays thrown in for contrast.

There’s not much you can look forward to on Monday except coffee and a few illicit casino games. Well – they’re not exactly illicit for me, but for the rest of the world it’s probably not a great idea to be caught at 888 Casino when you’re meant to be creating pivot tables or reviewing a regulatory compliance report.

Isn’t it a shame, though? How much nicer Monday would be if we were allowed to play online casino games for a few minutes at our desks before we dive back into reading the latest 1500-page pdf about spinach consumption or some equally enthralling topic that for some unknown reason our boss thinks is of vital importance (oh boy, I’ve been there). And if you won a hundred pounds on some casino games, wouldn’t you be in a much better mood to start work?

Yes, friends, I think I have the solution to our Monday woes: relax, have a coffee, play online casino games and win a few bucks before commencing the work that would otherwise have us strongly in favour of watching paint dry. Who’s with me?