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Tuesday, 27 December 2011 08:00

Cure The Boxing Day Blues With A Bout Of Online Slots

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Ok it’s the day after Boxing Day and you’re probably so stuffed full of Christmas dinner left overs that the button on your trousers has just popped undone.

On top of that I imagine your pretty sozzled after three days of festive boozing and you’re probably looking to do something which requires the minimum amount of effort. Well if lifting the TV remote seems like a Herculean feat, then there can only be one solution for it - online slots!

Our faithful friend the online slot is the most effortless of games to occupy yourself with on this grey day. I know the feeling, trust me, you didn’t get what you wanted and everyone’s past out in front of the telly, well it’s like that on my side of the computer and casino slots are the only thing which will save me from another game of Charades with my hyperactive younger cousin. Thank God you have to be over 18 to play them, otherwise I’m sure he wouldn’t leave me alone. The thing is, kids are attracted to anything bright and shiny with flashing lights, and slot machines just go to prove even when you grow up, not much changes!

To be honest though the effort of going to the pub to play on the slot machines is just too much for my gout ridden idleness. I can’t even manage to get up to go to the toilet, let alone leave the house. No, just leave me to it, I’m refusing to do the dishes or leave my room till I hit a payout on these online slots. Now let’s see, where did I put my drink, I’ve got a feeling this is going to be a good night!